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Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game (3 Ways To Play!)

Introduction

Schitt’s Creek is considered an instant favorite by many fans due to its hilarious premise, clever writing, and ridiculous yet heartwarming characters. While it’s an entertaining show on its own, adding a drinking component to your watch-a-thon can certainly enhance the viewing experience. Below we provide some Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game rules you can incorporate while watching Schitt’s Creek.

Alexis, Patrick, David and Stevie standing on steps with drinks in hand
Photo: CBC / COURTESY EVERETT COLLECTION.

What You’ll Need to Play

Access to Watch Schitt’s Creek

Did the Schitt’s Creek mood strike but you’re not sure where or how to watch? Well, you’re in luck! You can watch Schitt’s Creek on Netflix among other options.

Drink of Choice

Of course, since this is a drinking game, you will need your drink of choice. We recommend pacing yourself and of course drinking responsibly. Schitt’s Creek is bingeworthy, so treat it like a marathon, not a sprint!

Primer: Schitt’s Creek Trivia Questions

Let’s start with some Schitt’s Creek Trivia Questions to get the juices flowing. For each question you answer correctly, you can give out a drink (i.e., order someone else to take a sip of their drink). For each question you answer incorrectly, take a sip yourself.

[Answers to Schitt’s Creek Trivia questions can be found at the end of this post.]

  1. Which cast members of Schitt’s Creek are related?
  2. What was the title of Alexis’ most famous song?
    • A Little Bit Alexis
    • Asexis
    • So Much Alexis
    • Sext This Alexis
  3. Where is Ted’s research fellowship located?
    • Indonesia
    • Cook Islands
    • Galapagos Islands
    • Micronesia
  4. In what year did Schitt’s Creek premiere?
    • 2011
    • 2013
    • 2015
    • 2017
  5. What was the name of the motel after it switched ownership?
    • Good Schitt
    • New Schitt
    • Rosebud
    • Budding Rose
David and Patrick smiling and drinking
Photo: CBC, Not A Real Company

Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game

Standard Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game

To play the standard Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game you simply take a sip of your drink when any of the following incidents occur:

  1. Someone says Schitt(s). It’s technically not a swear but have a drink anyway.
  2. Alexis says “David.” Cheers to sibling love.
  3. Alexis name drops a celebrity. She’s got stories. Drink and have a listen.
  4. Moira says a ridiculous vocabulary word. Most of us don’t know the definitions. Drink and look them up.
  5. Moira speaks to or refers to her wigs as real people. This one’s for the girls!
  6. John refers to his own business savvy. Rose Video didn’t grow itself.
  7. John is referred to as “Johnny” (including by himself). You have to admit he’s got some swag.
  8. David smiles. He much more often scowls. Drink to his happiness.
  9. David or Stevie verbalize email sign-offs. “Kind Regards,” for example. It’s clever. Have a drink.
  10. Stevie says something snarky. Stevie is the unsung hero of this show. Here’s to Stevie!
  11. Roland does something gross. Drink to commiserate with everyone else cringing.
  12. Someone mentions Sunrise Bay. Drink to success and nostalgia.
  13. John, Moira, Alexis, and David are all together. Social! Everybody cheers to this eccentric, wonderful family.

Higher Frequency Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game

The higher frequency game is the standard Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game with a few additions. Take a sip of your drink when any of the following incidents occur:

  1. Someone says Schitt(s). It’s technically not a swear but have a drink anyway.
  2. Alexis says “David.” Cheers to sibling love.
  3. Alexis name drops a celebrity. She’s got stories. Drink and have a listen.
  4. Moira says a ridiculous vocabulary word. Most of us don’t know the definitions. Drink and look them up.
  5. Moira speaks to or refers to her wigs as real people. This one’s for the girls!
  6. John refers to his own business savvy. Rose Video didn’t grow itself.
  7. John is referred to as “Johnny” (including by himself). You have to admit he’s got some swag.
  8. David smiles. He much more often scowls. Drink to his happiness.
  9. David or Stevie verbalize email sign-offs. “Kind Regards,” for example. It’s clever. Have a drink.
  10. Stevie says something snarky. Stevie is the unsung hero of this show. Here’s to Stevie!
  11. Roland does something gross. Drink to commiserate with everyone else cringing.
  12. Someone mentions Sunrise Bay. Drink to success and nostalgia.
  13. John, Moira, Alexis, and David are all together. Social! Everybody cheers to this eccentric, wonderful family.
  14. Stevie wears plaid. Consistency is something to be valued.
  15. Alexis or David is on their phone. It happens a lot. You wanted to play the high frequency game!
The Rose family talking and smiling at a party
Photo: CBC, Not A Real Company

Conclusion

We hope the Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game adds a fun twist to your viewing experience. As always, please drink responsibly, know your limits, and have fun!

If you come up with additional rules that add to the laughs, tell us all about them in the comments!

Primer: Schitt’s Creek Trivia Questions Answered

Find your Schitt’s Creek Trivia Questions Answered below:

  1. Which cast members of Schitt’s Creek are related?
  2. What was the title of Alexis’ most famous song?
    • A Little Bit Alexis
    • Asexis
    • So Much Alexis
    • Sexy Alexis
  3. Where is Ted’s research fellowship located?
    • Indonesia
    • Cook Islands
    • Galapagos Islands
    • Micronesia
  4. In what year did Schitt’s Creek premiere?
    • 2011
    • 2013
    • 2015
    • 2017
  5. What was the name of the motel after it switched ownership?
    • Good Schitt
    • New Schitt
    • Rosebud
    • Budding Rose

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